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Don't do this to me. Spit it out. It's. It's natural. Nothing to get worked up over. It's just a sound. A gruntin' sound? Like a farm animal? No, it's. It's. It's athletic. Like tennis players when they serve. You mean like Serena? What, because I'm black, I sound like Serena Williams? That's not what I said. You racist son of a bitch.
I like kids, Arlene.
How can I be racist? I just had sex with you. You asshole. Why'd you have to go and take the only good 10 minutes. Of my entire day and ruin it like that? I think it was more than 10 minutes. Oh, fuck you. Fuck you all. All who? Everybody. Fuck everybody! Whipped cream. Yeah. Me too. I hope you can finish this before your mother comes back. No problem. I ate a whole jar of mayonnaise once. I had to watch. How come you can't have ice cream?
If you wanna fire me, fire me. I totally understand.
You might say that I'm lactose intolerant. Just like my Aunt Fern. Except she don't tolerate Mexicans. Aunt Sookie, is Bill your boyfriend? Bill, would you say that you're my boyfriend? Well, I suppose I'd have to ask permission from Coby and Lisa. Would it be all right if I was Aunt Sookie's boyfriend? Do you buy her flowers? Why, no, I haven't yet.
Got a barbecue every month.
You better. Rene buys flowers for Mama all the time.
Then I will have to mend my ways. You do that. Then we'll talk. Can we see your fangs?
I don't think that's gonna be possible. Why, certainly. I think we got a flat tire.
I think we got a flat tire.
Come on, baby, the kids are waitin' on us. I don't wanna leave them with that vampire longer than I have to.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm gettin' to it, woman. Pass me that Maglite, will you? Crap, it's burnt out. Are you sure? You better check it. I just put some fresh batteries in there. Arlene Fowler. Would you do me the honor. Of bein' my wife?
Why didn't you say anything at the Red Lobster?
If I tell you,
I know I've done it four other times, But it never gets old. Oh, I'm so thrilled for you two. Would you be a bridesmaid for me again? Why, of course. You hardly have to ask. Oh, honey, I love you so much. Maybe you two are next, huh? Well, I mean, when it becomes legal. Mommy, what's going on? You're gonna be my flower girl.