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I gotta go
I-I thought I would just try to scare you out of it. I-I need you to wake up. Sir, your son-in-law has taken over the company. He's installed your daughter as the ceo. Don't get me wrong. She's a wonderful girl. I've been stripped of all my responsibilities.
That's sort of a cliche.
********* on 12. 12! You've got to wake up-please! Marcus schenkenberg was there. who? Okay, the craziest thing happened this morning. I was home on my treadmill, and the phone rings, and you will not believe who it was. Liz? It's, uh, floyd.
Oh, my god, floyd called? You were using your treadmill? Yes. And, yes, pete. I use it every day. What did floyd want? He's in town. He was only supposed to be here for a day,
You know, my cell was dead 'cause I didn't bring my charger.
But there's some big storm coming, And his flight on jetfun got cancelled. Jetfun--is that the one with the footbaths? Oh, no, that's airbike. They also have in-flight pornos and nbc news. Jetfun's the one that hands out fresh popcorn. Listen to me! Floyd wants to know if he can crash at my apartment--. So? What's the big deal? I haven't seen floyd since he left for cleveland. The last time I tried to get in touch with him, some rust-belt tramp answered the phone.
And now he's here, and I don't know what crash means. I just don't wanna embarrass myself. I wanna be top dog for once instead of just. dog. Then you need to make him regret ever leaving. You need to pretend you're doing great. I am doing great.
For once, I am not gonna be jan brady. I'm gonna be marcia, damn it. My nose! See? It's starting already! Look out, floyd. There is a new liz, and-Ooh! Sandwich day. What's that? You've never heard of sandwich day? Why, it's the most wonderful day of all. Once a year, the teamsters go to this italian sandwich shop in brooklyn. No one knows what it's called or where it is. It's a teamster secret. But they buy us these sandwiches. Oh, sus********. God bless us, every one! Well, I wish you the very best with the office, kathy. By the way, you know who hates unicorns? Kathy geiss's office. Please hold. Mr. Donaghy, you're not really going down to 12, are you? Of course it's humiliating. Banks is trying to shame me into leaving. But where else am I gna go? I've been sleeping with the cindy awford of corporations for the last 22 years--. What am I supposed to do, st l dowwi san. What about washington? I'm sure your friends in the bush administration--. Bush? Has it gotten that bad? Good god, I'd rather work for an american car y than jon that sinking ship. Made you this. ******. * I will remember you *. * will you remember me *. * Dooby-do, dooby-do don't let your life pass you by *. Oh--hold it! I got a company-wide email from the new ceo that was just a link to cats wearing bowties? Is everything okay? Everything's great. Yeah, I'm really. crushing it. Why you going to 12? 12? Did I hit 12? I wanted, uh. 40. 12, which is 52. Where I work. I can't believe sandwich day is over!
Hey, look. Lutz is still eating. You're savoring it? What, you think you're better than us? No, that's not it at all. Since my surgery, I have to eat slowly or my insides might explode. It's like knives!
Look, z lemon's sach is still on her desk! Taking liz's foodot good. E'my aheese? But as far as liz lemon knows, her sandwich never came. Floyd, I didn't see you there. You look great. Do I? I'm pretty tired from playing as hard as I work. Okay, now, bring up 23. And give me some air. Thank you. Thank you so much for doing this. Can I take you out to dinner tonight? You know, maybe we hit that barbecue place you puked at. You'll have to be more specific. Well, I'll see you back at. your place. Somebody get me ouof thidress********. You guys are working hard, for once. Where's my sandwich? Lutz made us do it!
No, it was frank! It was jordan! This is all my fault, miss lemon, because I let it happen. And the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Please ask my permission before you quote me, kenneth. I don't know how. But you're gonna get me another sandwich, Or I'm gonna cut your face up so bad, you'll have a chin.
You'll all have chins! Door closing. It's me again, sir. I thought you'd like to know that it's snowing out, the city all silent and white. Wow, snow in may. Thank you, global warming, for extreme, unpredictable weather patterns. There was actually a tornado in cleveland last week.
Destroyed an entire city bck.
Three bowling alleys, a liquor store, and the liquor store museum. So do you have time to grab dessert? Yikes! Did you know it is 4:30? I haven't stayed up this late since college. And behind this trap door, more orcs. That'll really piss off samir. My flight's in two hours. I'm sorry, I gotta go. You know, sometimes I really regret leaving new york.